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The 09-10 NHL Season: Hope Springs Eternal
There’s always next year.
It’s the mind-numbingly familiar refrain echoed by fans of unsuccessful sports teams everywhere. Didn’t win the championship? Never fear, there’s always next year! Turn that frown upside down, next year your team will wear the crown!
Tell that to the San Jose SaberCats, the team who lost the 2008 Arena Bowl to the Philadelphia Soul. Shortly thereafter, the AFL cancelled its 2009 season due to a lack of funding.

It could be worse! I could be a Detroit Lion!
The current plan is to bring the league back for a 2010 season, but alas, in this “harsh economic climate” who can be certain of anything?
Certain of anything other then the obvious need to start stockpiling water, coffee and “The Dark Knight” DVDs. Once the 2nd Great Depression hits, those DVDs will be more valuable then gold mixed with silver and a dash of Starbucks Coffee.
The upcoming and inevitable total breakdown of society aside— let’s get back to what really matters, shall we?
For the Philadelphia Flyers— unlike our oddly named friends from San Jose— there will be a definite next year. Beyond that? If Bozo Bettman remains in power, who can say for sure?
The Flyers slogan for the 2008-2009 Season was “Hungry for More.” Unfortunately for the fans, the Flyers undid their belts some time around early January and by April the team had pushed their chairs back from the table and belched loudly.

No...more...hockey...so...full...
And they hadn’t left any room for dessert in the form of a lengthy playoff run.
Nope, the formerly “hungry” Flyers were completely stuffed.
The Flyers slogan for this season? Well, nothing is set in stone just yet but I have an idea I’d like to throw out there.
Redemption.
Sure, it’s a bit corny, but that is what this season should be about for most of this organization.
Starting near the top with general manager Paul Holmgren. Coming out of the disastrous 2006- 2007 season, Homer could do no wrong.
He had huge amounts of room under the cap, a retooled and dangerous young roster, and he wasn’t Bobby Clarke.
Homer worked a masterful off-season. He added Danny Briere, Joffrey Lupul, Jason Smith, Kimmo Timonen and Scott Hartnell while still managing to keep the team’s young core together.
But lately, things haven’t been going Homer’s way.
He horribly mismanaged the cap this past season, using the long-term injury list as a get out of cap trouble for free card. That routine only worked until the team was completely healthy, and once that happened, Homer was forced to face his bombastic spending head on.
Suddenly, trading for Matt Carle’s huge contract and Andrew Albert’s modest one no longer seemed like such great ideas.
Homer had to let both Glenn Metroploit and Ossi Vaananen go via waivers just to get Briere off the aforementioned long-term IR list.

I hear you Mr. Holmgren, I do, but I just don't think it would be a good idea to sign that St. Bernard we saw on the ride over here to a 23 year, 120 million dollar contract. I understand the Yankees can do things like that, but this is hockey not baseball, sir.
Then, Homer did the unforgivable in the eyes of many fans— he traded speedy, yet highly inconsistent winger Scottie Upshall to Phoenix for fighter Danny Carcillo in order to clear cap space to keep promising forward Claude Giroux on the roster.
Homer messed up. Huge. Not in trading Upshall, who would have left this summer as a free agent anyway, but in the way he handled the cap early in the season. He made moves for the present without any thought paid to the future. Those are the kind of moves that eventually cost Clarke the GM job.
Homer paid no attention to what would happen when the team got healthy and his short-sightedness cost the team. Homer will have to fix the cap, while still adding at least one defensemen and a face-off winning center this offseason.
If he doesn’t accomplish most of that and manage to redeem himself with the fans, Homer’s fairy tale run as GM will end without a happily ever after.

Look son, Mr. Holmgren has offered you a VERY big contract. We're cold weather dogs after all. I'll look into finding you two pairs of ice skates and you figure out what a puck is.
Head coach John Stevens needs to prove that he can motivate and control his team. His low-key approach might make him a “player-friendly” coach, but it could cost him his job if the Flyers continue their undisciplined and inconsistent play throughout another season.
Stevens is a nice guy, and a good coach, but he needs to reign in a locker room that occasionally lacks focus and typically lacks discipline.
It won’t be easy, but if he doesn’t pull it off, Stevens may not be able to call himself the “second longest tenured coach in the Eastern Conference” for much longer.
Of course, at the end of the day it’s the players who need to produce on the ice.
The player on the roster who best personifies redemption is new starting goalie Ray Emery. Back in the NHL after a season spent exiled in Russia, Emery is going to need to prove that he can be a number one goalie again, he is also going to need to prove that he has left his air-craft carrier sized load of personal problems behind him. For good.
No more fights with teammates or athletic trainers. No more “Fast and the Furious” style driving on city streets. And positively NO more… cockroach eating? Oh Ray.
As for the guys who were actually ON the team last year, heading up the list of mea culpa candidates is Danny Briere.
Now, I love Danny. I’ve never understood the resentment the fans have felt for him since he first stepped off the plane from Buffalo.
“He makes too much money,” they whine. “He doesn’t play defense.”
Cry me a river folks. I’m sorry but the Flyers absolutely needed this guy when they signed him.
Who knew Richards and Carter would develop so quickly? Better question: Could either one of them HAVE developed so quickly WITHOUT Briere taking some of the spotlight off of them?
So he makes too much. He’s a professional athlete, it goes with the territory. As for his lack of defense? Well, its true that Danny won’t be winning the Selke Trophy for Best Defensive forward anytime soon, he’s defensive ineptitude has been HIGHLY over blown.
As for trading him? Well, he has a six million dollar a year contract and he’s coming off a season in which he only played 29 games. You want to trade him? Good luck.
No, Danny’s not going anywhere but he does need to prove that he is worth the money. He needs to stay healthy and continue the near point-a-game pace that he’s been on since he got here. Playing a full year with the likes of Simon Gagne or Claude Giroux should ensure that.
Honestly though, I’ll never understand all the Danny-hating.
Mike Richards, the team’s young captain is another player on the hot seat. He recently signed a Garth Snow-esque contract that should keep him in a Flyers uniform until 2120, I think. I’ll look into that, but in any case Richards needs to grab the often wandering attentions of his fellow teammates and never let go. He needs to keep them focused on the task at hand. They need to know that there will be no more taking shifts off or whole games off for that matter. He can’t tolerate that from them any longer.
Jeff Carter needs to prove that last year wasn’t a fluke. Also, he needs to prove that he can play 82 games without all the nights off mentally that he took last year.
Scott Hartnell needs to prove that he can be more then a goof with talent. He NEEDS to grow up or he needs to GO. The bottom line is that as entertaining as he may be, his crap will NOT be allowed any more. No more stupid, lazy penalties. Keep playing the way you did last year and I will personally drive you to Glen Falls so you can play for the Phantoms.

I love ya Scottie, but straighten up or I hope you like the weather in Glen Falls...
Of course, this list could go on and on. There isn’t a single player on this team who should be thrilled with their performance from last year. There is room for improvement all around.
“The 2009-2010 Philadelphia Flyers: REDEMPTION Hockey.”
Not quite as intimidating as “Vengeance” but it sure beats the alternatives: “The 2009-2010 Philadelphia Flyers: We OWE You One” or “The 2009-2010 Philadelphia Flyers: The Way We SHOULD Have Played Last Year.”
Or there’s: “The 2009-2010 Philadelphia Flyers: Coach Stevens Just Told Us that Games Last for 60 Minutes and the Season has 82 Games… Whoops! Our Bad!”
So here we go, the free agent season is fast approaching and close behind it comes a brand new hockey campaign. Time to put the mess that was last year behind us and move on with a blind sort of hope that only sports can really bring out in people.
The same blind hope that Detroit Lions fans feel each fall. The same crazy optimism that leads LA Clippers fans to believe that this is finally going to be their year. The same type of unfounded hope that Tampa Bay “Just” Rays fans felt, going into the 2008 baseball season. An unfounded hope that soon turned into reality.
In the blink of an eye, even a team that had never finished a season with a winning record can go all the way to the World Series. All you have to do is believe. And if not this season? Well, there’s always next year…
Vaya con dios.
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