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Big Reveal Monday!

August 30th, 2010

            It was a busy week for the crew at the Scene of Mystery headquarters as we were forced to shift through a veritable avalanche of guesses. The actual number isn’t important, but I can say with robust certainty that it was squeezed somewhere in the 0-1000 range.

            Well, wait no further my friends! Here is the answer to last Friday’s overwhelmingly, profoundly successful Scene of Mystery!

           

            My God Christopher wins! Christopher wins! The first ever correct answer to the Scene of Mystery is “Terminator 2: Judgment Day!” This is an absolutely shocking development! Chris wins ONE tanker boat full of Janice’s stuffed animals! Sensational! Congratulations on your correct answer Chris!  

            Now, because Janice guessed incorrectly once again this week (that’s right, not guessing counts as a wrong answer) harsh punishment will be leveled in her general direction. For her failure, Janice will be forced to spend three business days listening to snooty French horror director Alexandre Aja gloating over me giving his latest film, “Piranha 3-D,” a B rating. Ear plugs will NOT be provided.

            Continuing in the proud tradition of Big Reveal Monday, Post Collegiate Apocalypse is proud to reveal to you 101 Reasons to Hire Colin McGlinchey! Brace yourselves companies in need of an Entertainment/Hockey writer. This one is for you…

            Reason #46

                        Colin McGlinchey has forgotten more about “Terminator 2” then the entire population of Luxembourg combined ever knew.

            Reason #12

                        Colin McGlinchey can read a 300 page book in less than ONE month. 

            I can already hear the phone ringing off the hook with million dollar a year job offers. I’m holding out for TWO million a year PLUS an entire battalion of pet cats. Your move companies.

            And now for the conclusion of “Beatles Week” on Beard of the Day!

I'd like to be under the sea. In an octopus' garden in the shade. He'd let us in, knows where we've been. In his octopus' garden in the shade... umm... where was I? Oh yes! Ladies and gentlemen, the "Ringo Starr!"

            Vaya con dios.

  1. Bryan
    August 30th, 2010 at 19:21 | #1

    so it was finally terminator 2. Too bad janice didn’t guess this time she would have won. Oh well, luck of the draw I guess.

  2. Janice
    August 30th, 2010 at 23:23 | #2

    The week i don’t guess you make it the real answer. Had I guessed it would have been some nonsense movie instead- grr.

  3. Colin
    September 1st, 2010 at 20:16 | #3

    the answers are never nonsense. scene of mystery is nothing if not upstanding and forthright in every way!

  4. Bryan
    September 1st, 2010 at 23:05 | #4

    I don’t recall complaining when my suburban commando guess was wrong. We win some we lose some, no excuses necessary. I’m not sayin, I’M JUST SAYIN!

  5. Colin
    September 2nd, 2010 at 19:21 | #5

    haha you just got barkanned

  6. Janice
    September 3rd, 2010 at 09:27 | #6

    I have no idea what that means.

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